Barack Obama's Diary: Cartoonists? Meh. Uncle Joe usually scares them straight

Dear Diary: If I've warned people once, I've warned them a dozen times: Don't inflame the Religion of Peace. They are merely nice people who can sometimes be a little misunderstood.  Heaven knows even I--the most tolerant of leaders-- have been upset by mean cartoons. No need for violence. Rather, a brief, affable call from Uncle Joe Biden, saying: "Nice tax record you've got there, Mr Cartoonist, we wouldn't want to have an audit of the past ten years, now would we?" does the trick and draws them back into line.