Progress report on Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.

I was called away by Mark Nicholson  from dolphin-watching at my sumptuous hotel at Diamond Head, Oahu. Nicholson, was in a funk over Patient's condition. Apparently, at Patient's request, Marv had obtained some Shatter, a super-potent new form of cannabis dissolved in butane and Patient was hallucinating that he was floating around the International Space Station with astronaut Mark Kelly. I quickly ended that nonsense with a large shot of Ativan into patient's scrawny right buttock and sent him off to bed with his comfort blanket and Mrs Patient's angry cries ringing in his ears, Yikes! Talk about a bad trip... --- Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.