Dear LC : I have a colleague who is already trying to influence the rest of us to vote Obama in 2012. It's driving me crazy. How can I stop her without making an enemy? -- Angry Republican Dear AR: Buy an anti-Obama bumper sticker. (example: How do you like that 'change' now, dumb-ass?) Next time she tries to win you over, agree to think about it, give her some reassuring pats on the back, while sticking the bumper sticker to her rear. She'll only discover it after wondering why everyone is smirking at her. No link to you. Job done.
