Barack Obama's Diary: My private thoughts on the Zimmerman verdict

Dear Diary: It would be entirely improper of me to express in public, the remotest suggestion that George Zimmerman is a racist sociopath.  We are a country of laws after all. Publicly I am required to foster fairness, peace and goodwill, but private actions are another matter. In private I can unleash that vengeance-fuelled Predator drone of federal justice, Eric Witholder, but he is an honorable man. In my Administration we are all, all honorable men. But enough about me.